Thursday, December 01, 2005

reversified!

wtf! how did these latent lumps of lard latch onto the great mystery? loud noise was a prerogative of the youth last i checked. this flagrant disregard for, and blatant encroachment of, our territory will not be suffered. there ought to be a law against people like them. may they suffer ear infection for 9 years. may puss and fungus infect their auditory accessories! reverse psychology ought to be banned!

who gave them the right to take away from us the right to wasteful endeavours of doubtful veracity. darnations in carnations! they have taken away the only weapon we had against the onset of adult tyranny. the means to thwart the best laid plans, with deviously scheming minds, of incorrigible individuals (aka mum and dad). how will we find expression now, in this blasé existence surrounded by blatant banality, eternal ennui and asinine angst. life and freedom as we know it wont be the same again.

pheww! i am so glad i aint young anymore. there is hope for those of us who insist on not acting our respective ages. hehe this post seems totally out of character. i decided to take up the rant for the tender blossoms out there unaware of this fiendish plan against all juvenile delinquents. may your tribe increase.

cheers!

12 comments:

Vaibhav said...

teenage-repellents ?
Is this for real?

(On deeper thought) I'd buy one...

poppy said...

LOL, this is funny.

Even more so when I realize that this is my last year of being a teenager.

Wooooooot!

Anonymous said...

Somethings never change!! And like your "reversification", some people may also be going "fast forward". May God Bless Their Souls!!

Rajat Goyal said...

please refrain from anonymous postings!

Anonymous said...

You don't post often, do you?

*Sigh*

poppy said...

Oops, that was me! ;-)

poppy said...

Still no posts :-(

the Monk said...

nice post...funny..

Vaibhav said...

Disappeared again??

Canary said...

wazzup dude.. new year pe kya kiya, jaldi bata.

poppy said...

mujhe bhi batao - new year's pe kya kiya

Canary said...

a fren saw ur pic ans said " tel him to get the next pic clicked standing straight." lol.. :P